Video of Artie attacking Teddy

Now that Artie Lange is back on the Howard Stern show and gave the OK to air the replay as well as the video of the fight between him and his assistant Teddy, we can all finally get a visual of the rage in Artie's eyes.
Below is the video from YouTube of Artie attacking Teddy.

Its a sad day for Artie Lange fans!

Here are the audio clips of the whole fight from youtube.

Part 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIuIPUF7FBM

Part 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUAeUyJa48

Part 3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x10PgEpWig

I think its bullshit that they're not re-airing one of the most important shows in recent history!!
To bitch and moan about it, here are some resources:
sternshow@howardstern.com
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Sirius, NY; ask for the show: (212) 730-6411
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Artie Lange fights with his assistant Teddy

Below is the audio clip of this mornings fight between Artie Lange and his assistant Teddy.
It's a shame they're not re-airing today's show. With the cast being off tomorrow as well as all of next week because of a vacation, it's going to be a long time before we all know the final outcome of this incident. Listening to the playback, you can hear Artie tearfully give his resignation and also say “I’m not a good person … I gotta leave … I love you”
Is this the end of Artie Lange's career on the Howard Stern Show?

Is Artie gone for good?

Howard heard that Artie and Teddy were arguing in the halls about money so Howard brought it into the studio to try to get to the root of the problem. Well, things eventually went from bad to worse and Artie wound up attacking Teddy and trying to kill him. This lead Howard telling Artie that he wanted him to leave if he can't control his temper. Artie responded by saying that he can't be trusted, he's out of control and he wants to resign from the show. Artie than left and it became a big discussion in the studio. Howard, Robin and Fred were all bummed out about what happened and everyone agreed with Ralph that Artie shouldn't have left. This lead Benji to go out and look for Artie. Teddy came back in to say that he was bummed and wished that he never came in. He also said that he was still looking forward to going to Amsterdam and hoped that Artie would still go with them. Teddy feels bad for Artie and doesn't want to be the reason that Artie doesn't go to Amsterdam. Howard thinks that it might be better if Artie doesn't go to Amsterdam and best if he and Teddy part ways. The discussion of AJ's incident came up but Teddy stood up for Artie and said that Artie didn't hit him and only threw a cup of water at him. Howard was at a loss for words and didn't know how to resolve this problem and feels that it should be left in upper managements hands. The next topic was that someone should be with Artie right now because everyone is afraid of what Artie might do to himself. After a lengthy discussion, Howard decided to switch topics and go right into interviewing Jason Reitman. Although Howard tried to focus on Jason, the discussion remained about Artie including taking calls from listeners who all had very different opinions.
Poor Artie man. I really feel bad for the guy. He is spiraling out of control. Although I don't want Artie to leave the show, I think this might be the best thing for him right now. Artie needs to focus on himself for a while and get his head right.

Artie Lange on Donnie Deutsch

In case you missed it, here is Artie Lange's pathetic appearance on the Donnie Deutsch show.

Artie dropped by Lifebeat

Due to Artie's use of the word fag and his homophobic rants, he has been dropped by Lifebeat. Lifebeat has also decided that the benefits from the Artie Lange cupcake sold at Crumbs Bakery will no longer benefit AIDS/HIV. Artie's self-destructive ways have bit him in the ass once again.

For Artie and all the fans his cupcake, Crumbs will still be selling the Artie Lange cupcake.

Breaking News "Sirius-XM Merger"

It has just been announced that the U.S. Department of Justice has approved the purchase of XM Satellite Radio by Sirius Satellite Radio.
After almost 13 months, the Justice Department has finally admitted that combining the two satellite radio companies would not harm consumers.
The deal must still be approved by the Federal Communications Commission, which is expected to follow the Justice Department's lead.
Stay tuned to the Howard Stern Show tomorrow for an update by Howard Stern.
This should be a long topic of discussion amongst Howard, Artie Lange, Robin and Fred.
Click here to read the full story.

Hey Retard!

Howard asked everyone in the studio this morning, "Gun to your head, who would you rather be... Gary the Retard or Eric the Midget?'
Robin and Artie Lange both answered Gary because he's too retarded to know the difference.
Fred answered Eric because the midget at least had some intellect.
And after Howard pondered his decision, he went with Gary the Retard because he couldn't be trapped in Eric the Midget's body.

Miss Howard TV April - Brianna Frost

Upon introducing Brianna Frost as the new Miss Howard TV for April, in typical Artie Lange fashion, Artie said "that's the hottest chick we've ever had up here." Ralph was on the phone and chimed in that Artie always says that and Artie responded by saying "Fuck you Ralph, get down here." Brianna admitted to Howard that she was half-black but also told Artie she would tell his mother that she was Sicilian. Brianna also admitted to never experiencing an orgasm and this lead Howard to ask if she would try the Sibian. Brianna agreed to ride the Sibian put jumped off before she could finish. Brianna also told Howard that her breasts were real and even allowed Artie to feel them to see if she was telling the truth. Artie confirmed her tits were real and added "they're the nicest tits ever."
Artie, lose some weight. You look like you're about to eat this girl!

Artie consumes 6000 calories before noon

Artie started to knod out during Robin's news and it immediately turned into an Artie Lange is FAT bit. Ralph even called in to add his two cents. Artie told a story about eating Wendy's yesterday while waiting for his friend, than later on had a meatball parm hero and two slices of pizza. This morning, Artie at 3 Crumbs cupcakes, 4 cans of soda, and a turkey sandwich. Artie thinks that the turkey is what's making him tired. Everyone else thinks its the 6000 calories he's consumed before 10:30am. Gary than wheeled a reclining chair into the studio for Artie to lay down and go to sleep in. At first Artie didn't think it was comfortable, than he agreed it was a great chair. After giving Artie a pillow, headphones and a mic, Robin continued to do the news. Howard Stern gave Artie the go ahead to fall asleep, but Artie said that he's a professional. Artie admitted that he has never been this comfortable at work.
However, within minutes, Artie was passed out and snoring!