Sorry pal, I HAD TO write about this!

During a news story, Robin was telling us about the rise of the STD Clamidia.

Artie than told a story about how he was at a bachelor party when he was a long shore-man and got a blow-job from a whore. After he started to get a rash on his penis, he went to the doctor and found out that he had gotten clamidia.

Artie wanted to know how he could get clamidia when he had a condom on and the doctor told him the stripper might've put a used condom on his penis. This lead Artie to cry out "oh god."

Grandma Caprio begged Artie to get back with Dana so that these types of things wouldn't happen to her dear Artie anymore.