After all of the commotion regarding Secret Santa and the whole gift-giving bullshit, the day is finally here to exchange presents.

Someone named Rich had Artie as a Secret Santa and got Artie a gift that blew Artie away. Rich started off by telling Artie to keep his calender free on February 5th because he will be eating dinner with Thurman Munson's family and the 1970 New York Yankees. Artie was so taken back by this gift that he invited Rich to go to the benefit with him. Rich said he would go with Artie, but if it means Artie will get laid by bringing a chick, than he will understand.

Artie had Benji as a Secret Santa and he got Benji an Apple iPhone and a few books. Artie explained that he got Benji the Steve Martin book as well as 2 books by Woody Allen. Artie also said that he will pay for Benji's iPhone service for a year.