Howard 100 News

I just had a long conversation with Steve Langford from the Howard 100 News about www.artielangeisdead.com and he's going to be running a news story about the site.

I was a little nervous during the call and didn't know what to say.

I hope I didn't sound like an asshole!

When you hear the news story, leave a comment and let me know what you think.

-- A.L.I.-D. (Artie Lange Is Dead)



PS...Artie Nation has your back Artie. F Sal!

BECK'STACULAR Party with Artie in Vegas

Beck’s and SIRIUS Satellite Radio present the "Beck’stacular Party with Artie in Vegas" Sweepstakes!

Beck’s and SIRIUS Satellite Radio are giving a listener and three very lucky friends the chance to live it up in Vegas with Beck’s beer and Artie Lange. Grand prize includes roundtrip coach air for four, two nights' hotel and FRONT ROW tickets to see Artie Lange perform at The Comedy Festival at Caesar's Palace on November 15, 2007. As if that wasn't enough, the grand prize winner will meet Artie before the show and will also intro Artie to the crowd before he hits the stage!

No purchase necessary. Entrants MUST be 21 years of age or older to enter. Void in California and where prohibited by law. See official rules for complete details.

Exclusively from SIRIUS and Beck’s Pilsner, Life is What You Choose…Beck’s. Take it to your Haus.



Click here to enter: http://www.sirius.com/artieinvegas

The Saga Continues

The battle between Artie vs. Sal & Richard continued on the Wrap-Up Show the whole length of the show.

Except for Gina Gershon stopping by to promote her new album, the whole show was based on their argument.

Artie feels that Sal and Richard are not comedians, not writers and not funny.

The show ended with Artie telling Sal to go fuck himself and yelling "stay in your hole" and "go put on more make-up you smelly troll."

Sal Vs. Artie

WOW!! At this moment, there is a huge dispute in the studio!

Sal laced into Artie about how he get's away with murder everyday and that Artie's comedy sucks.

They got into a huge screaming match on-air and cursed back and forth at each other.

It ended with Artie telling Sal to go fuck himself and he hopes his kids get AIDS.

Than Richard chimed in to defend Sal and got caught with shrapnel.

Artie wants to meet Sal outside the building to kick his ass.

Sal, you pussy, you are nothing compared to Artie.

Jealous Mother Fucker! F Sal.

"Beer League, by the way, available on DVD."

Way to get the plug in there Artie!

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to Artie and the rest of the staff.

Artie, don't eat too much candy today!

Cupcake Wednesday

It's Cupcake Wednesday and so begins the big test for Artie and his diet.



Artie started a diet this week and he seems to be sticking to it but admitted to being tempted by the free cupcakes that are brought in every Wednesday.

I can't wait to hear whether or not Artie eats a cupcake today.

Stick to your guns pal. As another fat guy trying to lose weight, I'm rooting for you!

Sal dressed as Artie for Halloween

My favorite part of these pictures is the needle sticking out of his arm.

Good work Sal.

A gay bar in Boston

Artie told a story on the Wrap Up Show about one of his first stand-up performances at the age of 19. He sang about his favorite gay bar in Boston called "Queers."

Listen to the "Queers" themesong:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZm8Y-48Qc&rel=1]

Second show added due to overwhelming demand

A second show has been added to NY Comedy Festival!!

Artie will now be performing at 8:00pm on Friday, November 9th and again at 7:00pm on Sunday, November 9th.

Hurry up and get your tickets now, before they're all gone.

For tickets, go to www.ticketmaster.com or www.nycomedyfestival.com for more information.

Check out Artie's commercial for The NY Comedy Festival

Click here to view Artie's commercial for The NY Comedy Festival at Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center on Sunday, November 11th at 7:00pm. For tickets go to www.lincolncenter.org or www.nycomedyfestival.com.

LateNET with Ray Ellin, Artie Lange & Gary Dell'Abate

The World's First Comedy Variety Show to bring in-studio and online audiences together - LIVE.

This event is so unique because the host, guests and studio audience will be able to see and hear the online audience and vice versa, allowing them to participate in all aspects of the show in a truly interactive way.

Featuring:

Artie Lange and Gary Dell'Abate
from
The Howard Stern Show


Produced by Paltalk www.paltalk.com, the largest video chat community on the Internet and DailyComedy www.dailycomedy.com, the leading online social networking site for comedy enthusiasts.

$15 Cover +
2 Beverage Minimum per Person

 

Go to the Gotham Comedy Club website for tickets to tonight's show or the Paltalk website to watch online.

Also check out PunchlineMagazine.com and DailyComedy.com for more information.

 

The Comedy Festival

Artie Lange is going to be performing his comedy routine at The Comedy Festival on Thursday, November 15th at 11:59pm. For more information or for tickets, click here.

Is Artie Really Dead?

Could it be true? Is Artie really dead? According to a recent article on thespoof.com Artie may already be dead. After receiving a key to the vending machine on Wednesday, it may be possible that Artie won't get to enjoy his favorite chocolate chippers any longer. Read the entire article for the full heartbreaking story.

3 Subutex for breakfast

Artie had a rough night with the Yankee loss and an even rougher morning today. Artie admitted to not wanting to perform at a charity event tonight and also admitted taking 3 subutex this morning. Hang in there big guy!!

Notorious A.R.T.

At the end of today's show and on the Wrap-Up Show, Artie started to kick it old-school and sang Notorious B.I.G.'s "Gimme The Loot". Of course, this spawned some of the listeners to submit their pictures of the Notorious A.R.T.

Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit
I've been robbin motherfuckers since the slave ships
with the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherfucker's sure to die
That's my word, nigga even try to bogart
have his mother singing "It's so hard..."