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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Artie's gambling stories

Artie was talking about his recent lucky streak while betting on the Giants. He claims that he's up so much that if he let's his winnings ride on the Super Bowl, he'll be able to buy a boat. Even if he bets 25k and the Giants don't cover, after the vig he's still up 20k.
Artie also told us that he used to have a bookie on Staten Island who was so paranoid that he gave all the bettors code names. Artie's codename was Mozzarella for 37. Then the bookie became even more paranoid and gave all the bettors womens names. Artie's woman's name was Michelle for 36. Artie's latest codename with his newest bookie is supersod.
Howard asked Artie what his father would think of Artie's gambling if he were alive and Artie said that his father would punch him in his face, than yelled out "but fuck 'em!"

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