Artie consumes 6000 calories before noon

Artie started to knod out during Robin's news and it immediately turned into an Artie Lange is FAT bit. Ralph even called in to add his two cents. Artie told a story about eating Wendy's yesterday while waiting for his friend, than later on had a meatball parm hero and two slices of pizza. This morning, Artie at 3 Crumbs cupcakes, 4 cans of soda, and a turkey sandwich. Artie thinks that the turkey is what's making him tired. Everyone else thinks its the 6000 calories he's consumed before 10:30am. Gary than wheeled a reclining chair into the studio for Artie to lay down and go to sleep in. At first Artie didn't think it was comfortable, than he agreed it was a great chair. After giving Artie a pillow, headphones and a mic, Robin continued to do the news. Howard Stern gave Artie the go ahead to fall asleep, but Artie said that he's a professional. Artie admitted that he has never been this comfortable at work.
However, within minutes, Artie was passed out and snoring!