In a devastating loss to Fred in a game of Win Freds Money, Artie had to step on the scale. After getting only 1 question correct to Fred's 4 correct answers, Artie weighed in at 295. Everyone was very impressed that Artie was under 300, especially Artie, who said "here comes the pussy." Artie went on to say that his agent recommended that he lose some weight before the trip to Iraq.

I don't think he meant 5 pounds!