Robin thinks that Jason Kaplan is fatter than Artie Lange now. She said that he looks like he is wearing a NY Yankees jersey that looks like a tent. Artie said that his jersey looks like the tarp that covers the field for a rain delay. Howard made Jason get on the scale and he weighed in at 279. Before the Battle of the Blobs, Jason weighed 282, and felt good that he still has 3 pounds to go before he has gained all his weight back. Jason told Howard that he plans to cancel his gym membership because he needs to save the $100 a month for his wedding. Artie brought up their trip to Amsterdam and said that they were going to be eating a lot while on their vacation. Artie said that they were going to get the munchies from being so high and also said that he plans on taking all the guys out for a huge dinner while they're there.

I really think Artie is going to die in Amsterdam.
The question is, will he O.D. on food or heroin?