Miss Howard TV April - Brianna Frost

Upon introducing Brianna Frost as the new Miss Howard TV for April, in typical Artie Lange fashion, Artie said "that's the hottest chick we've ever had up here." Ralph was on the phone and chimed in that Artie always says that and Artie responded by saying "Fuck you Ralph, get down here." Brianna admitted to Howard that she was half-black but also told Artie she would tell his mother that she was Sicilian. Brianna also admitted to never experiencing an orgasm and this lead Howard to ask if she would try the Sibian. Brianna agreed to ride the Sibian put jumped off before she could finish. Brianna also told Howard that her breasts were real and even allowed Artie to feel them to see if she was telling the truth. Artie confirmed her tits were real and added "they're the nicest tits ever."
Artie, lose some weight. You look like you're about to eat this girl!

Miss Howard TV March - Brenda Lynn

Check out Brenda Lynn, who is Miss Howard TV for March 2008.
Brenda told Howard that she wanted to have her boobs reduced because she feels they're too big but Howard told her not to do it because her big boobs were nice. She also told Howard that she was a model and was also featured in music video's with Jay-Z and Pharrell.
Brenda was also upset that Artie wasn't in today because she was a big fan of his, although when asked his last name, she said "I don't know, Lange?"

Click here to see more pics of Brenda Lynn.

(The picture of Artie in the background is classic)

Miss Howard TV - February

Say hello to Lisa Michelle, who is the new Miss Howard TV for February 2008.





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Miss Howard TV - January

Howard announced Danielle DeMarco as Miss Howard TV for January and recognized that she was the same girl from the Benji Yule Log video . Just like the last time, he said that this girl is marriage material. And in typical Artie fashion, he put down his Lucky Burger and said his most recent catch phrase: "that's the hottest chick i've ever seen." Robin then chimed in and said that Artie says the same thing every time a Miss Howard TV girl comes in and Artie said "well Robin, what am I a fuckin poet?".

Artie tried to work his way in and found out that she is a hairdresser from Jersey and tried to use that angle to get a date with her. Robin came right out and asked her if she would be willing to go out to dinner with Artie, and she said yes.

At the end of the segment, Artie was annoyed and frustrated because he feels like a girl that hot is unattainable and only said that she would go out with Artie because she was on the air. But Teddy walked in with her phone number and it seemed to turn Artie into a happy hamburger-eating man again.



Check out this video of Danielle Demarco posing in hot lingerie.

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Artie Lange mentioned in LAist Interview

Shabooty from Shabooty.com interviewed Stephanie Petruso, Miss Howard TV - October for LAist.com.



The interview asks Stephanie about her appearance on the Howard Stern show, becoming Miss Howard TV - October and being in the Tempe 12 Calender.

I think Artie must've been high on September 18th, the day Stephanie was in the studio, because she claims that she wasn't lucky enough for Artie to ask for her number.

Here's a short clip of Stephanie in the studio looking smokin' hot in a little pink bikini.

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